Crystal burns the popcorn…..

I long time ago I worked in a data center.  There were 6 of us that worked 12 hour shifts...lots of fun.  

I worked with a lady named Crystal….I will tell more about Crystal in future updates…..She made popcorn as a snack almost nightly…. She would go out to the break room, put the popcorn in and set the time for 2 minute and 35 seconds. Then she would go back to work and return a while later.  No problem right??  Well one night she started the popcorn and went back to work.   BUT…., when she returned more than an hour later she found that the microwave was still going.  The popcorn had burned and burst into flames.  The microwave was ruined and the whole building wreaked.  She figured she had entered 2 hours and 35 minutes instead of 2 minutes.  I was just glad I wasn't my manager who needed to explain to the CEO whose office was at the other end of the building and upstairs, why his office smelled terrible for days.  After that there were training sessions….. and "don't leave food unattended" signs added.  


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